† I require them to judge the best †

• 2013-05-26

  mindbodyrooh:

  I know all of you females agree with me when I say that one of the most dreadful feelings ever is coming home from a party knowing that you have the special task of washing off a kilogram of makeup. 

  Source: mindbodyrooh

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  Meine Mutter versucht Witze zu machen...

  1. Mama: Bein ab, Arm dran!
  2. Ich: Wa...?
  3. Mama: Ach Maus, Spasmus sein!
  4. Ich: WARUM???

• 2013-05-25

  raineblade:

  the truth behind Disney movies

  (via almostf-ckingperfect)

  Source: raineblade

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  mansonatwar:

   Charles Manson: Hinman gave his word and promised that he would not tell my parole officer, and I left.
  High Society: What could have Hinman told your parole officer?
  Charles Manson: That I cut his ear off!
  High Society: You cut his ear off?
  Charles Manson: Yeah, almost, but I put some Scotch tape on it.
  High Society: Scotch tape? Charlie, you can’t Scotch tape an ear back on.
  Charles Manson: Sure you can. Scotch tape is as good as any kind of tape. 

  (via notaqueenbutakhaleesi)

  Source: mansonatwar

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  inotrope:

  goats are the best animal ever like they’re so cute when they’re babies

  

  but then they grow up to be a badass and metal as fuck hail satan

  

  (via lamb--chop)

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  1. someone: faggot
  2. gay guy: hahaha
  3. lesbian: hahaha
  4. normal person: hahaha
  5. straight white girl: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting homophobe? that's a disgusting word gays are people too, ok? that is a completely offensive word and you will be going to hell for you using such words do you understand H E L L you homophobic freak!!!!

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  What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.

  — Sylvia Plath (via life-rushes-past)

  (via pansexual-motherfucker)

  Source: larmoyante

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  Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.

  — Mitch Albom (via summerlacedwithacid)

  (via sadieissoweird)

  Source: zodiaccity